Oh no! We said “wasted!” Yes we did. We want party animals. We want people that set up parties, that are the party, and that ARE THEY entertainment just because they are there.

If you know more than 200 people at your college campus EASY…this position is for you. With our Corporate Sponsors, you’ll be paid a very small bonus cash stipend, go on our winter break ski trip free of charge in Aspen, and go on spring break any motherfucking place you want to go. Plus, when you get down to whatever destination you go to, you can foggitabout paying for any of your party bevies…we’ll take care of that for you.

My Company specializes in affordable trips for about $400 that are quality. Your friends can afford our shit, and this makes it very easy to sell. I stack the trips with superb entertainment, quality DJ’s, and really kick ass condos that your friends will drool over when you check in.

Call or email me personally for details — we aren’t the usual pathetic “top trip provider” or “most accredited” or the “the biggest” or any of that absolute phony crap (mostly we’re not phony)…we just provide what time and time again people tell me — the best time of their lives. If you want to go someplace gay like the Bahamas or Cabo San Lucas or anyplace in lame Florida don’t call me, either, I can’t help you out…besides talking you into NOT going there. Not too tough, actually, so I just changed my mind…call me so I can tell you why those places blow donkey kong.

Inertia Chad
chad@inertiatours.com
Toll Free 866.Wild.Trip…ext 101. and no, I don’t come into the office before 10 a.m., I’m a night guy. You can call me up to 12 midnight though, I’ll prolly still be in….but not if it’s Thursday, Friday, or Saturday nights — I have to get my dance on