Try to….
1.) Arrive early
A huge mistake is pre-gaming too long at your condo and arriving at peak arrival time (say 1045 - 1115 is when the doors are slammed). Several reasons: 1.) You are likely to pay a ridiculously high cover and wait a ridiculously long time in a line you don’t want to (buzz kill in very least). 2.) you have no time to figure out where the prime spot to “people watch” is as well as what bars likely won’t be too slammed to give you a drink in a timely manner 3.) Things you need to do as you’re probably already tipsy when you arrive - go to the can, get a beer, text message, etc you can’t do if you’re getting there at 12 midnight, it’s packed, you can’t find anyone, you’re thirsty, etc.

It’s DUH but don’t….
2.) Drink too much
You can’t think you are going to be effectively hitting on anyone if you’re hammered. It’s inherently unattractive. Your breath will stink. You might be sweating. You might slur your speech. You could be vulgar (mind you nothing wrong with being aggressive but not gross), you might pick a plus size, you abandon your wings/friends or get abandoned. The list goes on & on. Another solid one is you might not have the stamina to go to an after bar where meeting your future spouse (for the week) is easier than a nightclub or bar

Think you’re not going to spend money and….
3.) Be Cheap
This covers alot of ground as well. You pick a bar based on a “cheap” or “no cover.” Ever get suckered into a radio station promoted club and the club is total gangster? We all have. Bars that suck or are dead have no cover or cheap cover. Inertia Tours clubs have sky high cover. Why? It’s packed = guaranteed. You can avoid that cover by buying a party package. Be cheap also means you decide to walk to the clubs instead of cab. This takes too long. You arrive too late (see 1.) Be cheap means you drink crappy liquor and beer and it makes you sick, hungover that much worse the next day, or looking like shit for the next night. Being cheap means you chat up a pretty or handsome fella/lady and really it’s your time to buy, but when it comes time you jet to the bathroom “pretending” you had to go so you don’t have to buy. Now, as there are 2500 people at the party, you can NEVER locate that hottie again. All to save $10? Come on. Don’t be cheap. Same goes on way home. You work a hottie the ENTIRE night, get em’ to agree to that moonlight stroll on the beach, but as cabs are $5, you’re too cheap to get one and walk her the mile back. By the time you get there, second thoughts, sober up, etc. You just screwed yourself.

Seems logical too….but dont…
4.) Go to the exact same club every night. In fact, you’re absolutely stupid if you do. Some places just don’t have good energy about them - and you could miss this cool XYZ party too. Think this would never happen? It does all the time. Usually by dudes thinking “they have been here before, THEY KNOW WHAT’S UP” yeah. Just because a place is packed doesn’t mean it will be fun for you, allow you to hook up more easily, or be the place you should be on that given night.

But if you do want to save some money….
5.) Arrive before 10 p.m. 9 times out of 10 the cover will be 50% (or less) cheaper than the cover at 11:15 p.m. when there’s a line down the block. Pay $10 to get in or pay $40 to get in? Come on….less is more. Plus, you ARRIVED EARLY like we told you to

6.) Ask what the drink special is to the door staff, and to the bartenders. Some door staff are baboons - some bartenders deaf. You need to know. A couple Inertia parties have a $2 drink special but you will NOT find out what that is if you don’t ask - in Texas they won’t advertise it.

7.) Know what the house specialty drink is. Typically, it will be three things: Larger, stronger, and cheaper. That’s hitting a TRIPLE my friend. The Trifecta! At Louies Backyard it’s the Charlies’ Cherry or the Whammy. At Mooncussers / Tequila Frogs it’s the Froggie, the Cusser, or the Diablo. At Padre Rock it’s the Rockstar.

8.) I have alot of “don’t do this or that’s.” If you fight a club on spring break on south padre, likely: You will be thrashed by security. You will be arrested. You will spend the night in jail. You will get a big ticket you must pay before you get out. All because you’re so so tough. Don’t fight. It’s a buzz kill

9.) Do pre-game. While I just said “don’t drink too much” that has nothing to do with arriving a tad tipsy. This will save you money if you just keep that buzz going and don’t get hammered at the club. It will save you money, AND pre-gaming is a great way to meet up with people. SUGGESTION: If you are a guy, pool your money with your friends. Go to the Liquor Store. Buy a bottle of Malibu. Buy real Bud Light. Buy a bottle of Absolut. Start the night off serving the girls next door “the good stuff” but shift to Taaca Vodka or some other gut rot shit later or for the after bar.

10.) Almost EVERY SINGLE club on south padre even on THE busiest night, will have some bar that’s totally dead. This has to do with the flow of the club - they stick bars everywhere but if there are 10 bars, 5 will be SLAMMED, 3 so-so, and 2 completely dead. It’s crazy. Knowing this because you arrived early and figured it out can make you and your friends look like you are “in the know” or “almost VIP” simply because you’re not dumbasses and kept your eyes open

11.) Bring out a cell phone. You might lose it. Texting all night in the bar or checking facebook is 100% loser. No one wants to approach the “text addict.” It’s creepy. I know, we all text/facebook, use our phones as cameras these days – but seriously. If you get bombed and lose it, do you think you will have wished you had followed my advice? The ONLY issue here is phone numbers..but it’s really not that hard. Have a pen on you. Use a napkin. Park that number in your pocket. And, if you’re bold…write it on her/his hand (bring a felt tip pen). If she (he) let’s you…well…someone is likely DTF

12.) Be a douchebag to ANY club staff. You think you’re “better” than them? Well, later you might see the door guy rotated to the least crowded bar you were a dick to earlier. Not so smart was it? While you might not really remember their faces, they surely will remember yours.

13.) As you arrived early….you know to – get the bartenders NAME at the bar that appears like it’s going to be the least busy. TIP HIM/HER WELL right off that bat. Tell them where you are from and that “Guys from Wisconsin know how to drink don’t forget me now TOM (bartenders name). 99% don’t bother to do this. When it’s slammed..well…guess who gets served first?

Speaking of drink service…DO NOT:

• Be the loudest yeller with the idea that you will get the fastest server
• Budge/cut off people. You could get bitch slapped thinking you’re too cool for the party
• Ask for “VIP.” They don’t have a VIP section in clubs on south padre really
• Ask for “bottle service” they don’t have that either. It’s too busy and therefore both impractical AND not as profitable.
• Order 1 drink at a time if it’s your round to buy. Tell the bartender ALL the drinks at once, or at least 3 at once. Some bartenders are dumbasses (granted) and you can’t do this
• Do NOT order complicated drinks. They will fuck them up as it’s so busy

Overall, a really smart idea is to buy a Red Carpet VIP Party Package from Inertia Tours. Inertia Tours is the largest provider of college spring break vacation packages to South Padre Island. All of our students add this package. This means they all go to one packed club each night. Tons of variety in terms of people.

The Red Carpet VIP Party Package has a simple guarantee for south padre spring break – if Inertia does NOT have the largest party any night of your package, we will gladly refund the party package. Not much of a guarantee as we bring the most people to south padre island.

Questions?

Email me: chad@inertiatours.com

Travel is a commodity. It’s like buying a can of Coke. If you buy a coke at wal mart or you buy a can of Coke at Target, it’s the same can of Coke. Pay the least you can!

Stupid. And Dumb. And Wrong.

Even airfare really isn’t a commodity as you should be checking bag fees, how much time you must spend on layovers, and the like. You also get zero advice on the airport parking, rental cars, which hotels make sense, etc. All stuff a travel agent used to provide but got cut out by many different travel online sites. Knowledge actually is worth something. Unfortunately, and entire cadre of people that had that knowledge are in many ways gone…

However, buying a travel package like spring break has MANY package inclusions that will matter - and you really will not WANT a low price for things like meals or accommodations more than likely. Low price = cheap = horseshit. Consider if your spring break package has meals included. Well, if Inertia used fast food we could do the meals for$ $4 a person instead of $6-$8 per person (heavily discounted still thanks to our restaurant vendors).

I feel for people that fall into this trap. I did it. I went to Walk Disney World when I was 22 and stayed at the Ramada Maingate. It was only $39/night at the time..to stay “on Disney” property was $150 a night. Do I need to finish this story? You don’t go to Disney World and not stay on property.

What really kills me about calling us and saying “I found a lower price.” Who gives a shit man! Wal Mart also has the cheapest clothes. So, do you dress in all wal mart clothes? No? Well, why not? They are the cheapest after all.

Travel is one of the things that people look for “cheap” way too much as a college student particularly looking at spring break. We understand college students are on a budget, too. So, Mr. Genius Inertia Tours Dude, what SHOULD I look for?

Quality of accommodations - LOCATION is key on spring break
Value - a package can save you money in the long run, and without a doubt it definitely will end arguments in your group - the more included the better
Inclusions - and pay attention to what, where, why, who, how here…”well they have meals included too.” Sure - but are they McDonalds? Are they coffee and a donut? Where are they, when, and what are the choices?

Even things like comparing trip to trip…Trip X to Cancun has airport transfers included like Inertia does include, while Trip Y does not. Guess what? That “trip that was cheaper” now all of a sudden really is $75 per person more, AND your friends want to beat you up for missing that.

Hotel or Condos - where are they? Saving $10/day x 7 days is $70 for the trip in savings. But the dump you booked requires a cab 2 times a day roundtrip, so it’s $20/day more, or $140 total more for the week. Now you have pissed off friends, ride times, inconvenience, etc. All because you “found a better deal online.” No you didn’t, you Baboon!

Parties - “they include a party package’ - and..what does that mean? Does that mean you get free booze included at the parties and get to clubs you actually want to go to, or small bars with no cover? Does it mean no cool side trips are included like a booze cruise?

Finally, at Inertia we compete with many douche “owner” travel sites that are “rent by owner” and “rental agency” types of scams. They have condos all right, but when you arrive, get ready to bend on over. “Sorry sir, the tax of 15% isn’t included.” Oh, the property charges a fee of $25 per person for security wristbands - it’s “their” fee not ours so you have to pay us now so we can pay them for you and give you the wristbands” and my favorite scam these guys ALL RUN - the “refundable damage deposit” scam.

They take $50 per person in cash off you at check in to “insure against damages.” If you “don’t damage the unit you get the money back.” So, you don’t damage the unit. At check out, they let you know that they will send ONE check for the FULL amount back to the ONE person in the group as right now, housekeeping is backed up and they don’t have time to check the unit for damages. So, you leave. You never get the money. You live in Kansas, not Texas. SO, are you going to sue them for the $50? You could - you’d win. But…for $50? nope. They know this. It’s a TOTAL scam. Even IF you got the check back, if that one kid cashes the check and doesn’t give you your money back, then what? You guessed it - it’s not the condo rental agency’s problem, your friend now scammed you. These places NEVER let you put it on a credit card, either, for good reason it’s CASH ONLY.

Tax - $30 per person
Wristband fee - $25 per person
“refundable” damage deposit of $50 per person

Hidden Fees: $105 PER PERSON!!! HUGE HUGE difference in price. So, when you call Inertia to haggle our price and we tell you to buzz off, that’s why. Our prices INCLUDE any of this nonsense.

If you’d like a straight shooter on a trip, call us 800 821 2176 - we would love to earn your business, but not if we have to bullshit you to get you book.

Inertia Tours Chad…OUT!!!
chad@inertiatours.com
800 821 2176

Louies Backyard
Ahi Tuna, Ribs, Big Daddy Sandwich, the Buffet is actually good. I also “lay waste” to their Backyard Burger (it has baked beans on it!)

Pier 19
Their breakfasts are outstanding. I also like their blackened grilled fish

Sea Ranch
Depending, stick with grilled fish…flounder, grouper, red snapper, even amberjack

Isla Grand Hotel
Sat/Sunday Breakfast buffets are OUTSTANDING. They have great food for a hotel

Gabriellas (Italian)
Italian Nachos
Fettucine Alfredo (per my wife the Queen Bee Julie)
Their pizza is the best on south padre island
Sausage & peppers

Cafe Kranzler
Eggs Benedict

South Padre Brew Pub
Their Chicken Pesto flatbread sandwich with roasted potatoes
#2 on Pizza on south padre

Ted’s Restaurant
Breakfast Fajitas

The Big Donkey
Blackened fish tacos
Chimichanga

Daddy’s Seafood Kitchen
Fried Shrimp Basket
Oysters (in season)

Kohnami
Excellent sushi & hibachi grill. It’s not cheap but it is great

Texas Moon Cafe
Decent cheeseburger

Dirty Al’s
Blackened bacon cheeseburger is outstanding
Fried shrimp, - same owner as Daddys

PadreRitaVilla
Nachos are simply retarded. Cheeseburger in Paradise with bacon is very retarded

Las Olas @ Peninsula Resort
I really crave their breakfast fajitas as well. Homemade salsa is the bomb!

Grapevine Cafe
Chicken Fried steak not bad, their Mexican Plate is actually really really good, and their giant breakfast tacos best for the Island. Manuels in Port Isabel has better
breakfast tacos however

Blackbeards - BEST chicken fried chicken in south texas.

if you don’t see a restaurant on here, it’s one of two reasons:
1.) I haven’t been there much
2.) I don’t like it much

Inertia Tours Chad….OUT!!!!
Inertia INCLUDES 14 dine out restaurant meals on all of our week long spring break break trip packages to South Padre Island, Texas.

MTV Spring Break - Nick Brown - Inertia emcee & party host - “The Real World”
MTV Spring Break - DJ Legacy - Inertia Tours celebrity artist spinning three of our parties
MTV’s DJ Skribble - hosting 2 parties for Inertia Tours on the wheels

The Real World Spring Break Entourage:
DJ Nehemiah “DJ NeHEE” Clark - MTV’s The Real World - spinning our infamous Mardi Gras Party @ Tequila Sunset
Syrus - Our Spring Break General
Noor - The King of Persia reigns in on the World’s Largest Spring Break Parties

Did you know that our parties we don’t feel are approaching even numbers until we hit 4 digits (a/k/a 1000 people a night) for 23 straight nights last spring break.

Inertia Tours offers the wildest spring break packages to South Padre Island, Texas. We are the #1 Largest provider of US Spring Break Trips - we are based in Texas for Texas Spring Break.

How many people does Inertia bring?

* Enough to pack Louies Backyard with just our students so that it’s nothing but elbows and assholes
*Well, we check in 175 people per hour for 12 straight hours on March 10th.
*For sure we see at least 20 to 40 people per year wee their britches. Yep, that bombed
*We travel more than 1200 sorority members and 700 fraternity members in March - not including our non Greekers!
*So many people whine the parties are “too packed”
*If someone farted in our party, there is no way you would smell it, and we don’t care how bad your farts stink
*We have enough people that we estimate as high as 600 students in our biggest week do NOT end up sleeping in their own condo. Think shrubs, cars, the beach, the
pool side chair, and of course…..the random bed

Other Facts about Spring Break, clients, and South Padre Island

*Inertia hosts an eating contest each week at Whataburger - the finest Texas’ chain of fast food. If you complete the Whatachallenge, your food is paid for by the President of Inertia Tours.

You must eat:
-Triple meat, triple cheese with Bacon burger
-Large Fries
-Breakfast Platter

You have 29 minutes to take it down. Yes, about a dozen people a week complete the challenge. You buy your meal and keep the receipt. Inertia staff must be
on site - notify them you are prepared to participate in the challenge. Enter at your own risk. If you finish the challenge in 29 minutes or less, inertia reimburses
you on the spot & you get a FREE King of Whataburger Tee. Girls - just don’t bother.

*The fastest way to spot a Fraternity member is Ralph Lauren. They have made that dude alot of money.

*Rookie Inertia staff are subjected to much initiation as our program is built around fun, partying, and organization.

*We quote our friend Mark Gonzalez - “I drank two of those fuckin’ charlies’ cherries and tried for a third..and GODDAMMMMNNNNNNNNNN I didn’t make it to the top of the stairs.” Mark can drink more vodka than any man I’ve ever seen in 17 years of selling & running spring break

*The Principal of Inertia (yours truly) started staffing spring break in Mazatlan, Mexico with College Tours (now defunct). The TRUE founder of organized spring break travel, Dennis Anderson served as his mentor of sorts. Chad then switch companies to (now defunct) Surf n’ Sun Travel & Tours, then to usa spring break, then to Student Express, then to help found Inertia Tours. Yours truly is on every single check in day, takes care of vendor relations, all condo & hotel contracts, web content, and online SEO, marketing, and creative content.

*Playboy had studies that showed that less than 40% of students actually bang on spring break. We are not sure about hanky panky, that was quizzed
So when your parents say “all people do on spring break is HAVE SEX!!” Say, mom, no way…playboy had studies….”

*Natural Light is the top selling beer during spring break. “Natty Light” baby!

*Please! No doing butt beer bongs & vodka tampons this Spring Break - you gotta see this “The Dr.s” show video: http://youtu.be/ZBhrpBNuB1o

*If you call our office and asked for the “cheapest trip” you have 30 seconds to explain your idiotic behavior or we must let you go. Call us and say “I want the (wildest, sickest, drunkest, nicest, best) spring break trip…we have hours for you.

*Real beer bongs came onto the scene HARDCORE in the late 1990’s

*Inertia Tours operates / owns not ONE by TWO Super Stretch late model Lincoln Towncar Limos - one white one black 120″ Krystal conversions to transport our VIPs and Campus Reps (salespeople) to the parties each & every night? We do. Be are REP - www.inertiatours.com/freespringbreak - sell just 14 trips & earn a free trip

*Inertia Tours is the only spring break tour operator with an office on location and that is based at their Principal destination? We are based on South Padre Island.

*Did you know that if you are a smart ass, the DPS in Texas will actually register your city as South Party Island, TX? Several of my friends have them and they serve as their valid State ID

*Some of Inertia’s VIP condo inventory has price tags of up to $2 million US dollars? Did you know that Inertia Tours has at least 20 open units in September for private condos on south padre island with private hot tubs/jacuzzis on the patio or inside? We do.

*An “inertia tours socialllll!!!” used to be called a Inertia Mother Fucking Tours! Social but due to complaints, was “downsized.” I mean…if spring break has rules we rule those people out! If you don’t know what a drinking social is don’t call us for a trip.

*The owner of Peninsula Resort flew me and a friend to a Steakhouse in Saltillo, Mexico for a steak dinner on his private twin engine and back to Brownsville. He parties on spring break if you have expensive tequila. Peninsula Island also owns the ONLY ski resort in Mexico - Monterreal - which can get up to 12 inches of snow at one time south
of Monterrey, Mexico. Yes, we can get you at trip there too.

Did we work hard enough to get you to book an insane trip with us for Spring Break 2012? Email me chad@inertiatours.com for more info, insight, but please, don’t complain I cussed. i know, I’m working on it.

I’m a list guy…so here you go:

Tips:

• Climate & how warm the weather will be (or how much snow if you want to ski/board)

• Distance to drive – is it 15 hours or 20 hours?

• Who’s vehicle are you taking? What sort of gas mileage does it get? Figure out how many gallons you will use and how much that will cost so you can diivy up expenses

• How many nights are you going? IF you are driving 16 hours one way to get somewhere, staying only 4 nights might be stupid. Consider 5 or more nights

• Who will go? Are they responsible enough to make deposits and pay for the trip, or will they flake out?

• Drama – who’s the Queen or King of it, and should they be invited? Who’s the drunk guy? Are you sure you want to babysit him that far from home? Are boyfriends and girlfriends trying to travel on spring break together? It’s a bad idea in my 20 years of experience even if no one is smooching a new person on the beach

• Hotels vs. Condos. Condos make a lot of sense in domestic destinations as you can’t do all inclusive so you need a place to store your booze.

• Payment options. Not to toot Inertia Tours’ horn but we let you put a deposit down, then pay off the trip 60 days before you leave making it more affordable. We also let people use their own credit cards for their own trips so no one ends up fronting the money and getting screwed

• Car farters. Make sure the power windows work in the back.

• Ground rule setting before you go. Don’t be a weiney and ask someone to drive their $30,000 SUV and then think you can smoke in it with the window down, leave trash inside, or drink in the car when they could get their ass thrown in jail over it. Don’t bring pot or coke or ecstasy down. If you get pulled over & searched that spring break is FUBAR. I’m not a moron, I know people do drugs and drink and drive. But…don’t put that on someone else. Y our own car is one thing, some else’s just isn’t.

• Pre-trip planning. As you will always have one mooch or cheap ass in your group, pre plan. Tell everyone to save some money everybody brings ONE case of Beer and ONE bottle (handle) of SOME liquor so in the very least you aren’t showing up with the Natty Light guy that won’t buy anything, sleeps with HIS beer under HIS pillow, won’t share, and steals everybody’s booze.

Yeah, THAT guy. Girls are no different – they can be cheaper than even guys.

Tips for Girls:

Please note – this is brutally honest & somewhat offensive – however – you will be a lot happier on your trip if you look this over:

• Go to the gym 60 days before the trip. Girls, at your age if you simply do the elliptical trainer and watch The Housewives of….and do it with some zeal for 2 months you will drop weight and tone up. For God’s sake don’t walk on it and read. You gotta get into it some to burn some calories. Girls showing up fat and doing string bikinis isn’t ok really. It’s like a fat dude in a speedo which is funny to guys, but no girl is hooking up with them.

Side note – IF YOU do the gym for 2 months, 4 times a week (even if strictly cardio) and 100% do not eat ANY fast food nor fried food you will look better. I’ll give you a spring
Break trip if you don’t and follow this.

What has changed is guys showing up sporting FULL 6 to 8 packs and girls looking larger than ever in the last 10 years. Used to be exactly the opposite.

• Tanning. Yes it gives you cancer 40 years from now, but 3 weeks of 3 times a week won’t kill you, and you won’t get burned as easy.

• Have or buy at least one quality pair of sunglasses. Going as large as possible on the lenses isn’t always the best idea. Get a hot guy’s opinion what looks good

• In my 20 years I always notice the trashy girls wear metallic shiny bikinis. Stay away from them. Get ONE plain black bikini as it won’t show stains or use as bad; Even if you sport a $300 bikini also get a $40 one at Target as a back up. You never know you could lose your top on spring break LMFAO but I’m serious here.

• Don’t be a cockblock. If you have a friend that wants to hook up, don’t judge just make sure she’s safe, you know where she is going, with whom, and have the dude’s cell phone number. Call him and watch it ring. That way you have more than one number/contact person. If you judge, then people sneak around and next thing you know, you DON’T KNOW where they are, you are panicking for no reason, etc. Is she too drunk to really be going with that guy? Then for sure stop her. Is it a guy you all sorta/kinda know? That’s a lot safer of course.

• Be friendly. The honest truth is 99% of guys are pretty shy. You don’t have to hit on them. Just make conversation and you’ll meet some new people and have fun. I see so many people not saying HI to people or just making general conversation and (like a bar) people are on spring break to meet other people. (yeah you are too)

• Dominate the bitches. You know you have one of them in your group. Dominate her from the start. Open fire the second she starts her complaining routine. This can make or break the rest of the weeks’ trip

• Stay hydrated & take ONE NIGHT OFF drinking. Your body needs it. I can always tell girls that have been down for a week – they look like death warmed over. Not sure why, but girls physically their body really can’t take alcohol like guys can, and it will show.

• Bring your own towel that’s unique. As the week goes on, towels become less and less available.

For the Dudes:

• Don’t be a moron. Playboy conducted anonymous “exit” polls of students leaving spring break destinations and found that roughly 40% of guys had did “something” sexual with a girl, and about 15% of girls “did” something as well.

Two things about this:

1.) Guys over shot & brag
2.) Girls undershoot and don’t

These two things bring this number to about 30% of people hook up in some fashion or another. A full 2/3rds don’t. HOWEVER – more than likely a few girls might have hooked up with more than one guy……LOL

By “don’t’ be a moron” I mean don’t come down thinking you are going to bang 10 girls and it’s open season. It’s really not. You will need game. If you don’t get laid at your campus you won’t get laid on spring break

• Don’t fall in love

I see this more with guys than with girls. You work this girl all week and “fall in love.” Come on. She has a boyfriend and live 8 hours from you. It’s not gonna work bro. Not now, not ever.

Plus, this is spring break. If you target ONE girl, you should have ONE backup you like just in case. That’s spring break 101.

• Don’t get too drunk

Yep. You have a girl that likes you , but suddenly you are flat out wasted. Yep, no hanky panky for you, no one wants to have some drunk dude drooling all over them or passing out in bed. Or worse yet, puking, shitting, or peeing the bed. Yep, they exist and YEP, not one year since 1993 has went by where I haven’t seen someone shit their pants because they were so drunk. Come on.

• Don’t be a mooch. Guys are really bad about this. Drink others beverages, eat their food, use their towels, etc. Don’t mooch off your friends. They don’t like it and you are a problem.

• Don’t start or be involved with fights. On spring break, it’s not like your little gentle campus bar. These bouncers WILL kick your ass in the name of keeping the peace. AND then they call the cops, so not only is your ass beat, you are now in jail in out of state. You are Fk’d. Don’t be a FK. If you have the angry drunk, just leave him at school. Don’t bring him. No one wants to be around that. It’s a buzz kill, girls don’t like it, and you can’t “win” a physical fight anyway – you might pummel a dude but then you end up in jail. You still lose.

• See adage above about the gym.

• Have girl take you shopping for clothes before the trip including board shorts. I’ve found guys rarely have good taste with board shorts.

For more information contact info@inertiatours.com for a nice spring break deal or call us 800 821 2176

NO HIDDEN FEES

Price is $249 per person March 14-March 18
Price is $199 per person any other weeks of spring break

All check in’s are on Sunday on this special without exception.

Need A Lift To The Airport This Thanksgiving Break? Then Jump On The AE Student Union Shuttle Bus!

American Eagle Outfitters is offering Free Rides to the airport for college students. Seats are first come, first served so you better act fast or you’ll miss the bus.

http://www.aeextras.com/?pid=1

• The driest month is March (spring break) with only 1.22 inches of rain on average
Competition is Panama City Beach, FL with 6.22 inches of rain on average

• Average high is 75 degrees in March with temps around 80 very common. Average
Low is 62 degrees, 15 degrees warmer than Panama City Beach - competition of Panama City Beach, FL is 70 degrees in March with average low of 47 degrees

• Nearly 50,000 college students come to Island over 6 weeks of spring break

• Spring Break is often incorrectly attributed to have started in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. This is false. The first organized spring break trips were in 1967 by (now defunct) Cervinik-Anderson Travel of Phoenix, Arizona on a train for a weekend trip from Phoenix to Mazatlan, Mexico

• South Padre Island gained its huge popularity due to fact from 1984 to September 1, 1986 Texas refused to raise drinking age to 21 like majority of other US States, allowing minors to drink. Party revelers flocked because of this. States that did not raise their legal age lost millions in Federal funding for roads causing Texas to follow suit. Only Louisiana waited longer

• While drinking age in Texas is 21, Texas allows minors 18+ to be in bars & nightclubs as long as they do not consume alcohol

• As of the census of 2000, there were 2,422 people, 1,211 households, and 662 families residing in the town

• The average elevation of South Padre Island is just 7 feet above sea level

• South Padre Island, TX can trace its roots back to the 16th Century, when a Spanish explorer named Alonso Alvarez de Pineda discovered it

• It is legal to drink on beach on South Padre Island & have open containers if 21 years old

Why South Padre Island is popular now (see also South Padre Facts)

• You can drive there = no flight costs + you can do shorter trips

• Safety – it’s within US borders = parents saying a-ok to trip

• Huge condos popular – can accommodate large Greek groups

• Kegs legal on beach = large day parties & low cost consumption

• Coca Cola has huge beachfront entertainment stage in March (free entry)

• Several clubs in South Padre hold over 2500 people, including Louies Backyard

• Weather is warmest of any popular US spring break destination = great tanning

• American Airlines, Continental, and Southwest all provide flights at low cost

• Lots to do for very low cost – dolphin watch tours $15/person, surfing lessons $50/person, party yacht “booze cruises” $20/person, banana boat rides $15/person, bay fishing $20/person

• City of South Padre Island is PRO-spring break (unlike Florida). We see students as future, lifelong clients meaning Texas-welcoming committee on hand for college clients

Simply, South Padre Island is unquestionably the lowest cost & more affordable spring break vacation a student can choose. Objection of “can’t afford” overcome easily.
Example:
-7 night “almost all inclusive” packages with Inertia tours with a beachfront condo, 2 meals per day, and VIP cover charges every night to a different club plus 2 side trips are still under $500/person

Contact us 800 821 2176 for more info, or click back to http://www.inertiatours.com

To get this price, Inertia gets to select what hotel you stay in, but we do guarantee it to be beachfront!

The deposit per person to book this trip is $250/person, and the balance is due the first week in January.
Call us toll free 800 821 2176 and ask for Chad.

Cancun spring break is a great choice because:
*cheapest spring break trip with a flight ANYWHERE
*Brilliant blue water is clear over 100 feet deep. Amazing water!
*Nicest hotels you can find at any spring break destination
*American set up on food - pizza hut, mcdonalds, subway, etc.
*Clubs busy every week of spring break - Cancun always has people!