Meet Your Team!: Featuring Abe Emerson

Meet Your Team!

Featuring: Abe Emerson

Name: Abe Emerson

Position: Sales Manager

How long you’ve been with company? 5 years

What college did you go to? 

UT-Austin “HOOK ‘EM!”

Did you travel with Inertia Tours in college? If yes, where to? 

 Nah.

What is your favorite destination that Inertia Tours offers and why?

Padre. Cuz I LIVE there and it’s really an amazing beach destination, the locals are really chill, it’s DEFINITELY the best beach in Texas, fishing is awesome. It’s all about that Salt Life!

What do you love about working for Inertia Tours?

Everyone that works here honestly cares about the time that people have when they travel with us. Yeah, we’re about business but we’re not jerks. We package these trips to point you in the right direction for maximum fun. When I travel I never go somewhere without knowing someone there who KNOWS all of the ins and outs of the place. With Inertia that’s exactly what you get. We’re locals that know this place and tbh there isn’t another group of people on this Earth with better insight on Spring Break in Padre than Inertia Tours. NO ONE. That’s not an opinion. That IS a FACT.

Okay now let’s get personal:

What could you teach me to do in under 5 minutes?

Cook something good, that is unless you’re hard headed…

If you could have any one superpower, which would you choose?

Flying and breathing underwater. Yeah, that’s one thing. Why? CUZ I SAID IT IS! Duh!

What’s the strangest talent you have?

Idk. I guess it would be reading people. I’ve found that I’m really good at determining who someone is in under 5min.

If you could play on any sports team, you would pick…?

SPPPPUUUURRRRRSSSSS!!!! I’m from San Antonio, they’ve been my ONLY team ever, and geez they’re the best franchise in all major league sports!

Fun fact about you?

I’ll make you laugh even when you don’t want to… Shut up! FOR REAL! What? No I’m not crazy!

Tacos or tacos?

I’m sorry. I’m not understanding the question. There’s something weird in the sentence structure. There’s an “or” after the word Tacos. When tacos are present there are ALTERNATIVES?!? I pray not! This technological advancement thing can be SCAAARRRY!