MEET YOUR TEAM: Shea ‘Danger’ Dionisio

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Everyone, meet Shea. Shea, Meet everyone.


Name: Shea Danger Dionisio

Position: Southern Regional/Roadshow Manager

How long you’ve been with company? Year and a half

What college did you go to? Texas Tech University

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Did you travel with Inertia Tours in college? If yes, where to?

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What is your favorite destination that Inertia Tours offers and why?


For the money, you can’t beat South Padre Island. I call it the Baller on a Budget trip, because it won’t Break the Bank but you can still have one unforgettable spring break!

What do you love about working for Inertia Tours? 

I get to work with college students everyday, which helps me stay young, so that’s pretty lit fam. It’s also pretty sweet to have a working vacation throughout the whole month of March, except the cumulative hangover that arrives in April is pretty debilitating

Now Let’s Get Personal, “Shea…”:

“What could you teach me to do in under 5 minutes?” 

I could teach you how to get off… of your moral high horse, and do something nice for a stranger once a day. You would be surprised how much you end up doing for yourself when you help others. I’m a firm believer that in order to get what you want from life, you just need to help enough other people get what they want. Teamwork makes the Dreamwork!
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“If you could have any one superpower, which would you choose?”

Mind control would probably make my job a lot easier, but super speed would be my preferred superpower! That way I could party with all of my friends across the country all in the same night!

“What’s the strangest talent you have?”

The strangest talent I have probably shouldn’t be disclosed to the public, but some of my notable talents include juggling, drum solos, num chucking, roundhouse kicks, and general wild card behavior. 

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“If you could play on any sports team, you would pick…?”

I would join Travis Pastrana’s Nitro Circus! Regular sports bore me, extreme action sports are way more interesting in my opinion.

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“Fun fact about you?”

I’m an ordained minister and I have married a couple dressed like Elvis.

“Tacos or tacos?”

Bacon Burger Breakfast Donut > anything with Bacon > Breakfast Tacos. Trump is our New President, I don’t have to be PC anymore, Tacos are overrated and so are Beats by Dre, Netflix and all Mac products, yeah I went to there. Give me Bacon, JBL speakers, Hulu and Android phone with Windows computer for a fraction of the cost, and I will be twice as happy! Stop being sheeple and make your own decisions in life, moral of the story… tacos are overrated, and bacon makes everything better.

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